IF - if, I say - if there’s diced onions and sauerkraut and mustard (or chili-garlic flavor Cholula!) available, then mayonnaise can be a valued addition to the condiment stack of a hot dog, kielbasa, or bratwurst. I wouldn’t use it by itself by any means, but if you’re taking the time to put the rest of the good…

And the response is to call the cops because those kids didn’t pay for tickets.  

Poor Fox hosts’ educational system just doesn’t present the facts in a way they can understand. Here’s how to get through to them:

Holy shit that is disappointing and amazing

I have no intention of actually reading this recap, but I wanted to thank you for sharing the wonderful news that this godawful show is finally getting the hell off the air. I’m sure it’s a wonderful and snarky write-up, but I just can’t stomach learning any more about these shitty characters than I unfortunately…

Worker-Abusing Feminism Torpedoers.

...does anybody not pawn their kids off with the grandparents as often as they can reasonably get away with?  Or am I just a fundamentally lazy/shitty dad?  Serious question, that’s an actual possibility.

One of my brothers in law lives in Tampa and I haven’t ruled out the possibility of getting cheap(er) tickets to see the Bruins when visiting next year. Other than that, they can all contract or flourish as they will. :-)

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Are there fans of the Panthers? Like, do they exist? I understand that given the economics it’s unlikely we’ll ever have a team in (say) Quebec City ever again, but I’m one of those grumpy old people in my mid-30s that still looks at places like Phoenix and North Carolina and says “Really? You put a team there?” 

However—and this is often overlooked by American media—it generally only refers to doctors and hospital visits, as prescriptions, dental and vision coverage is generally not covered by the government, so you’re still relying on traditional, mostly employer-provided private insurance options for these.

I completely agree. It should be mixed into the beef or dusted over the patty after grilling.

Well, a third of the country (if you count the slave population, who involuntarily contributed to the Confederate economy by continuing to exist as forced labor). But their descendants are plentiful.

Google Reality has a known liberal bias.

FTFY

Holy shit, you’re Eliza. Every single “point” you’ve made is just taking the words I used and saying No, actually, this worked.  Believe me, I feel ashamed of myself that I didn’t notice you wouldn’t pass a Turing test until now.  Begone, chatbot.

That’s good stuff.  I definitely heard the word “periphrastic” a few times in context, but that was damn near two decades ago and I never lived in the Vatican.  So... good talk!

Congratulations, every single thing you just wrote is wrong. I’d be impressed, except that it’s just more internet idiocy. I’m only sorry I wasted my time humoring you as though you had a serious argument and not just “Actually, Snyder totally succeeded and it’s not on him that he couldn’t portray anything beyond the…

When readers of a comic can understand subtext that a film totally fails to deliver, that is on the director of the film. You can’t put the audience on the hook for failing to see something that isn’t there. But it’s there in the book. The failure to migrate from book to film is absolutely on Snyder. If you like…

...not a gerundive? “Now is for drinking...”?