Not true! What a vicious stereotype.

I mean, the car clearly proved itself fit for the job its pilot asked of it.

I have *not* been shot, but the inside of my wrist was bad enough. Wouldn’t want to deal with one on the palm - even if I was gonna macho man my way through it, what a pain in the ass / pain in the hand inconvenience while it heals!

It’s clear the world would be a better place if the guy whose business invented the frappucino hadn’t sold it all to Schultz.

Not sure what your point is supposed to be. So because other people also missed the point of the book, that excuses Zack Snyder’s inability to get it, even though he was the one responsible for translating it to cinema? No. It doesn’t.

Dear god, why would anyone want to watch football while high? These guys have a great idea, but it’d be much more practically implemented during New Year’s, or Halloween, or during a three-day-weekend. If I’m on the weed, the last thing I want to watch is capitalist-sponsored jingoism with occasional injuries.

If you’re finished putting words in my mouth, you can fuck off now.

Both of these things can be true at the same time: a plurality of Boston fans can be racist, and the majority of MA residents can vote sanely.

Similarly, I’d be just fine if WEEI and its entire listening audience got Thanos-snapped into dust. Pleased, even!

I was gonna say, the guy’s obsession with pussy has been front and center for two and a half years. It’s obviously an Edsel.

They were a coupla firecrackers. Old school Western folk - the first gift he ever bought her was a 12-ga. shotgun, and she had scandalized the small Idaho town she grew up in at age 5 when her 6-year-old friend decided he wanted to go for a drive in his parents’ automobile and she tagged along. I believe they eloped,…

Sun Tzu probably had some quote about using the weapons you have available to you to defeat your opponent on the battlefield or whatever

My grandparents retired onto a 40- or 50-foot(ish? I visited them exactly once when I was 11) sailboat and spent two decades running up and down the OR-to-AK coastline and sending my dad letters bragging about how much wild salmon they were catching and eating. When his back went out they moored permanently in Port…

Anti-missile systems????? Jesus Christ, it’s like they expect a world communist uprising.  At some point, people are going to start giving them what they ask for.

Don’t feel bad at all. Under many state laws, when a private company wants to conduct a charity campaign like this (usually designated a “commercial co-venture” with a registered non-profit) they have to disclose a minimum contribution, which goes to the charity regardless of actual sales of the tied-in product.…

You’re not wrong that a liberal democracy needs to punish people who commit assault. Where you’re wrong is in assuming that liberal democracy can survive if people don’t commit assault on Nazis. Think of it like civil disobedience if that helps. You cannot have a just society in which Nazis feel good about openly being…

I don’t know if any of these ideas would make me tune in specifically to watch the Pro Bowl, but they would certainly make me less likely to watch something else if I happen to have the TV on.  Which is measurable progress!

The only reason it was an “abortion” is because it was football players pretending to play “football” at half speed and without giving a shit what actually happens in the “game.” If you get some guys who are going to run that same play at full speed and actually trying to play defense, you wind up with some extremely f…

I dunno. I would say this level of prissy passive-aggressive can only come from a man with bad experiences. Perhaps he got a Virginia speeding ticket, perhaps he got clipped by a guy going 58 mph through a red light with one or more kids in that minivan. Perhaps he took his older brother’s Camaro out for a spin at age…

Insert a garlic clove in the center of each meatball and pinch the meat around it.