one jar of grape jelly with one bottle of barbecue sauce

Christ, I love how the next video in that queue is right wing Cobb racism truthering under the not-at-all bullshit, ridiculously broad banner of “Calling good people ‘racist’ is nothing new.”

Eh. It’s not funny, but I also don’t think it’s that egregious. The live piglet thing is much, much, much worse. Fuck that guy, over that incident specifically.

straight-up solo, as I took every spicy “fiery” sip, I thought, “Why is this ginger beer mad at me?”

Read and responded before I saw everyone else piling on (often excessively). Not intending to be part of the pile!

we spend BILLIONS of taking care of illegals instead.

Perhaps Pluto has horrible digestive issues, so Mickey just keeps that shit shaved for hygiene/housecleaning reasons.

Pollination is just something animals do. It’s not like the resulting fruits and veggies came from the animals. If it were just a matter of animal suffering, eggs and dairy would be vegan if harvested compassionately. The vegans I used to ask about this all made some argument about animal-based proteins being somehow…

I’ve never had a garlic press that couldn’t be cleaned with a five-minute soak followed by a ten-second rinse. I’ll dig in there with the knife tip to get it all out and into the pan if I’m using it (e.g. for 5+ cloves), but there’s no issue cleaning it after.

Do we know who exactly on the Today’s Game Committee voted for Selig, so they can be named and shamed?

Fuck that, my enjoyment of the game does not decrease the more I understand of what’s going on in it. Who are these wilfully ignorant fuckers that complain about learning how football works?

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So, Massachusetts and Connecticut.

Read the rest of the paragraph.

I completely agree with that. But by the same token I’m not going to make things worse by treating people who either haven’t figured that out yet, or who emotionally need the crutch to keep going, like they’re stupid or otherwise fundamentally lacking. If you’re not voting (or worse) to enforce your dogma on others,…

Those “good” religious people? They vote in a way that hurts others. Remember that.

I know that when people think “church” they immediately think of people holdings signs that read “god hates fags”.

Every single religious person believes they have a special imaginary friend there just to make sure they’re a good person

No, actually - the reboots were Michael’s effort to fine-tune the torture so that they wouldn’t realize they were actually in the Bad Place and wouldn’t succeed in finding each other and improving. The whole basis of Michael’s evolution from hideous demon to sincere friend (helped by the threat of “retirement,” but…

I missed the scribblings at first and thought you meant the “hair” on their heads.