...carry on.

The name “Pineda” is typo’d as “Peralta” in your sixth paragraph.

...if it’s for Trump shouldn’t it be Daughterfuckers?

Holy shit, someone with a toddler has the energy to tie their shoelaces? I didn’t even know they made lace shoes in toddler sizes. Sounds like a nightmare. They can remove velcro shoes all by themselves, which can be annoying if they’re obsessed with not wearing shoes, but they go back on super easy and if you can…

It’s like WWII. “AMERICA FUCK YEAH” without any inconvenient subsequent events messing up the pride and memories. And that rec league was theoretically the rest of the best players in the world at the time, and they never had a chance - not sure the pure dominance could ever be replicated in any sport or setting. OTOH…

Sometimes if I cough really hard it turns into a sneeze.  I don’t know if it sucks, necessarily, but it’s confusing as hell every single time.

As far as I’m concerned the Cowboys didn’t even have the right to the “America’s Team” moniker when they were that unstoppable, Jim-Kelly-torturing machine. The only teams deserving of the name were, in order:

Salsa (medium or hot) about 50-50 with the cottage cheese. Eat with a spoon, or spread on toast, or strain the liquid out and bake for a few minutes inside a tortilla. Or dip chips in it.

Tell her Steve Buscemi played her part in Reservoir Dogs, and that it didn’t end well.

...because they’re hoping to maybe sell some to people who didn’t own one in 1995?

I would say this was the right decision. The old logo is clearly from the 1990s, when everyone was snorting the ashes of rough-drawn crayon scribbles of various misspellings of the word “extreme.” The new one looks a lot like the old one, but is much less dated-looking.

The new one is very much less painfully 1990s X-treem, yo!  Still brushed, still a little rough around the edges, but not so much so that we’re legally obligated to render it in teal and purple.

Well attested:

“Loopy” is a fantastic word, but to replace “unhinged” one-for-one you really need something closer to “demented,” “deranged,” or (giving up entirely) “psychotic.”

Huh, fair enough. I’ve only been in NM and AZ in the summertime, when it was 100 fucking degrees out and yet still slightly more comfortable and pleasant to walk around than anywhere in the Northeast is at 85.

White clam & bacon (with tons of garlic) ftw!

You first.

legions of people... didn’t listen to him.

Done right, it can be delightful. E.g. painted on pretty much with a brush, then loaded with scallions and very sharp cheese (like Irish cheddar or some kind of blue cheese), and maybe some jalapeños, all of which act in conjunction to balance the sugar with some other basic flavor.  I will agree that most places that…

It’s funny how every word you write is completely wrong.