I voted for Clinton. And told everyone I knew they should do the same, and as far as I know they did. But don’t let that stop you from being a shithead on the internet.

Sauce for the goose. If it’s fair to heap shit on leftists because some of them didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016 (even though the actual numbers there are better than HRC voters for Obama in 2008), it’s equally fair to heap shit on centrists who would refuse to vote for a left Democrat nominee in 2020.

...and a helpful constant, irritating anagrammatic reminder: download no porn, Tim!

+1 normalization

Ouch.  Take ya stah, ya bastid.

I had it one time ever, at my granddad’s place not long before he passed (he had low blood pressure and doctor’s orders to eat a stupid amount of salt. May we all be blessed with such problems when problems become inevitable). Let’s say I’m glad I never started buying the stuff myself, again for health reasons.

If I ever saw the guy my go-to would definitely be a far-too-loud “...And a good day to you, sir!!!!”

Of course real Hawaiians would use Spam. Again, this would be better than Canadian bacon, which I would only ever use on pizza if I’m making Pizza Benedict (which I’ve never done but might treat myself on Father’s Day if I can’t manage to do fried chicken and waffles).

Ooh, that looks really nice... I think. I need a solid rear quarter photo to be sure - that spoiler looks maybe a little narrow to really fit the rest of the car.

pizza with sausage and sauerkraut, and too much cheese

Starred despite the Hawaiian (pepperoni or salami are way more tolerable than ham if you must have pineapple).

If I’m with people who have a hard-on for pineapple pizza, I insist on pepperoni instead of ham for that same reason, plus the little spicy kick. Pineapple will never be a go-to for me, but it is tolerable with the right pairings.

I think my combo rules kind of fit these recommendations. I mostly hew to these standards: 1. should have a meat protein, a veggie, and one wild card (two if the other three elements are fairly subtle); 2. don’t use more than one very salty element. Examples (neighborhood joints, not gourmet restaurants):

...Fighting a two front war with your own party and the GOP is why the GOP has 2.5 out of 3 sections of the Federal government.

Something something I-90 ain’t exactly the “first world,” bro, something.

TIL: the tax rate we had between WWII and the early 1960s is “delusional” and “extreme”

Why do you need an NYTimes reporter to do that for you?

I’ve heard of snakes on a plane. I’ve heard of fish on a boat. I’ve heard of cows on a train. I’ve even heard of bees in a car.  This is the first time I’ve ever heard of pigs on a blimp, though. That’s a new one for me.

I was gonna say the breaking (fouled) team should get an automatic two points and the ball, but this is probably a better and more reasonable starting point.

...huh. Apparently I am a cold, cold bastard.