I dunno, I think it might work. They include egg in pad thai with peanut sauce, and it’s fine. The bacon subs in for the savory/salty flavors surrounding those two things in your takeout order. I think it probably works just fine.

I’ve never seen any pizza place specify size by number of slices they cut it into. At my local joint a small is ten inches, a large is 16.  They cut eight slices out of each.

The only way you can taste parsley is if you eat a bunch of it at once and even then, it pretty much tastes like lawn clippings.

You’ve got those in, like, exactly the wrong order. Username checks out.

Taking a cue from your avatar, I think it’s more like how every time some piece of shit murders a bunch of people with a semi-automatic weapon, gun sales spike immediately afterwards.

Reminds me of gun sales spiking in the wake of a mass shooting.

Think like a real-estate lawyer. No, the link labeled “Vehicle Condition Agreement,” which is publicly available to the whole internet, does not lead to the document itself. If you want to see that, you need to lease a home in this place. If they had that shit up online for anyone to look at, their applicant pool…

What it says is that the VCA is part of the Lease Agreement.  It doesn’t say that the link leads to the VCA.

Yeah. Pretty sure that’s on purpose. What I’m saying is that the VCA itself is an offline-only printed document that all tenants (probably) have to specifically sign, along with the lease agreement itself, before they can move in. It’s on that lawyer-drafted piece of impenetrable gobbledigook -not the brochure web…

Where? This thing?  All I see is a bland description, not an “agreement” of any kind.  Did I miss some other link?

Oh damn, that’s fantastic. I’ll have to finish the remaining 80% at home where I can savor it.

Obligatory link to epic takedown of Eggers: https://gawker.com/on-smarm-1476594977 

It’s a classic case of executives trying to keep their Asgarded.

This is an awfully roundabout way to enforce a “No Beige Camry!” policy.

I agree that fuck that guy, but I haven’t seen a copy of the Vehicle Condition Agreement anywhere. Those links in the article don’t actually lead you to the signed legal paperwork, but to nice little brochure pages that are next to useless. Probably the language is in a multi-column addendum in 8-point font that was…

Since the text you quoted says the VCA is “an Addendum to the Lease Agreement,” which doesn’t seem to be linked on the bland information pages there, I’m assuming the relevant clauses are in that (private) document, and not posted on the internet. Unless you found a binding legal document that I missed in there…

Dude had me until that line.  Like chill, please.

Can we clarify? The same Dave Chapelle who made this:

Except she calls it “courgettes.” Because, you know, she’s extra super double British.

Cut to Jeremy Clarkson explaining that any Scotsman who did anything awesome, famous, or useful is “British,” but the dweebs and prats are all “Scottish.”