Obviously “Mongolian” is the PC SJW pronunciation of “Mongoloid.”

I’m beyond down for everything except the innkeeping part. “Living like a haunted lighthouse-keeper” emphatically ≠ “cooking and cleaning for the kind of jackasses who take vacations to secluded island B&Bs.”

Every Easter I get excited for Cadbury creme eggs; then I get about halfway through one and remember that the idea is way better than the execution, just like last year. If they used dark chocolate - if they filled it with peanut butter instead of pure sugar - if they filled it with some creamier candy substance…

WTF is “log cabin syrup?” The only two liquid sugars people put on pancakes are syrup (which is to say, maple syrup) or honey, right?

Thanks!

My prescription sunglasses have polarized lenses and the difference in reflective glare really is dramatic. The other thing they give do, though, is make extremely visible a pattern on the rear window of nearly every car on the road, a sort of grid of one-inch dots. Any idea what this pattern is the result of, or why…

:-(

This isn’t Jeopardy. You don’t need to answer in the form of a question. The Mad-Lib already told you the answer.

The dog is barely shin-high and weighs in at 62 pounds? I thought the cattle were supposed to be the ones being fattened for slaughter. No wonder Georgia lost.

I won’t say nothin’ if you won’t.

He was buried with his chopped shirt.

It’s not like Tawmmy from Quinzee points at the 54th Mass. Regiment when folks point out Boston racism, but there’s definitely some smugness over it among our middle and upper classes. They’re always surprised when they learn we let the United Daughters of the Confederacy stick a memorial on one of the harbor islands…

People who write words for a living are doing masturbatory moralizing with voting statistics instead of fucking understanding what baseball means to human beings?

This was not a waste. Keep up the good work whatever-it-is.

It did go in, though!  It was absolutely over the goal line, it just bounced back out due to the insane amount of backspin.  Both the header gif and the video show this.  This is a failure of refereeing, not physics.

Count me in!

I was fortunate to be staying with a host family in St. Petersburg on my 21st birthday. Vodka, pickles, vodka, fish segments from a plastic tub, vodka, two different kinds of pelmeni, vodka... and that’s just what went in my mouth.  I could not possibly have had a better time even with all my dearest friends on a pub…

Oтличный комментарий, moi droog - love the use of the word “petard” in its actual meaning and without irony.

Toppings: figs, peppers, onions, salami. BAM - complete meal with starch, protein, fruit, vegetable, dairy. Figs on pizza is, to be sure, an extremely bougie thing, but that’s only because they typically pair it with, like, arugula and goat cheese and nuts and shit (basically making a salad out of it). But figs aren’t…

Hopefully someone else made this point long before I got here, but it bears repeating: