This is sad for his students. But on the bright side, substitute teacher!

Oscar seems grouchy.

And I’m pretty sure that a professional writer should be intelligent and talented enough to avoid such a clumsy pun.

Think Conor will get pissed n kick him? That could be amusing..

If this were about a male athlete you would’ve pointed out the previous domestic abuse charges against them or at least had articles about it in the recommended stories area.

Her affable and easy-going personality

If you just used more capital letters, I’d find your argument persuasive.

It’s a high bar to hurdle Luke, but this might be the most embarrassing Deadspin comment I’ve ever seen.

Pulisic is restoring my faith in the scissor kick.

“The heart of the story is that a little boy in a barbershop learned how to play and stay off the streets and is doing well,” Canzian told Deadspin. “That’s the essence of the story. Are you saying that’s not right?”

“The heart of the story is that a little boy in a barbershop learned how to play and stay off the streets and is doing well,” Canzian told Deadspin. “That’s the essence of the story. Are you saying that’s not right?”

What is a “thinkfluencer”? Are we just making up titles for people now?

Were you happy when you bought the machine? Have you used it happily since then? Then, No, you weren’t Fucked. Hardware always improves. Get over it.

He qualifies it by saying to hunt down radicalized Muslims (once identified), not every Muslim. Its one thing to post a stupid Facebook post (which it is), its another to post a stupid news article based on a willful misreading. Isn’t this what we were excoriating the alt-right for during the election?

...claiming an officer would have had to of witnessed the incident to issue a ticket.

I did not personally get one but have seen them in action. I was at a concert in college and our group got pretty spun. This was at a really small venue and about 10% of people there had then. At one point one of my buddies was fist pumping that baby in the air. Really weird fuck those things

Well, WNBA voting is done by fan balloting. In addition to a mother and father, Schimmel has a sister, so that’s usually enough votes to push through.

I’m kind confused that 9 and 4 gets an all star nod?? Is this normal? I wish her the best, but honestly this is the most interesting part of the article to me. Second season she goes for 8 and 3 and gets another one? Absolutely baffled, here.

"class act" except for that part where Anna smeared everyone who was originally questioning the RS article.