"But right now, the way we're doing it, it's not conducive to success." You mean, aside from the 3-0 start, Cary?

It takes a lot of balls to mention practicing too much when you are only known in Philly as the guy who skipped them so that you could go buy sconces.

Sounds like an excuse for him getting embarrassed.

Man, that's really sad. He was nice to me at a Rams preseason game once. I was drunk and stupid and asked for some of the sunflower seeds he was eating and he gave me some.

Serious question: Is anyone else getting the feeling that ESPN is starting to be of the opinion "given the money we pay the NFL, we're not the monkey who dances when we're told to — you are, Roger and company"? They've been awfully aggressive with this story....

Nobody in the NFL, Roger? Mortensen just making shit up, is he? McManus too? Roger Goodell, moral arbiter of justice, wielder of both big mouth AND big stick, with a whole security team full of goons at his beck and call, didn't have anybody take a gander at a video everyone who followed this knew existed, when TMZ…

Don't be an asshole. He was just highlighting the differences in the situations. Like how the camera was able to "testify" against Rice, whereas Lewis was able to murder his witness. I mean, he's right, the situations aren't comparable.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

If you were a Canada major, maybe you would have gotten that right.

Don't forget the time Gawker Media went to court to legally affirm it's right to post illicitly attained video of Hulk Hogan "in the act". Mind boggling indeed.

The hypocrisy on this site is mind boggling. This is the website that just a few short months ago paid $10,000 for "leaked" unretouched photos of Lena Dunham: http://jezebel.com/here-are-the-u…

As a white person, I'd be amused. If I were from Azerbaijan, I'd be confused.

"I remember seeing it for the first time at Sundance, when nobody really knew much about it."

So, Kalypso is going to add an option to 'Ban Tropico 5' in the next update, right?

Thankfully, @RealPeterson2for1 is behind bars now.

Shit dude, please? I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight otherwise.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: [Crashes into wall at 200 mph]

Pjanic: [Kicks 20 yard FG]

Relax, it's just monopoly money.

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