I liked your comment after the opening sentence. I need to be able to star the imagery of the second half independently.

Ah ok..."necklace of ears..." always makes me thing of Universal Soldier, so I followed with a relevant quote from that movie.....and A for effort. Can't ever go to wrong with a coke in sports joke.

Joey Harrington is still the first one that comes to mind when I see a story about a former Lions player's "sad spiral"

You'd think he needs medical help for mental health if he keeps making these irrational choices, but then you find out he attacked his lawyer.

I'll try to explain. This goes back to like, 2011. Tyler Dellow (@mc79hockey, and the 'friend' Jones refers to in one of the linked Tweets) is one of the guys at the forefront of hockey analytics. So in 2011, Dellow writes an article that debunks something Jones said in a piece. The claim from Jones was that Western…

I agree that a grieving relative should be most concerned about is being cutting-edge politically correct.

I will give all you nerds the only dating advice you need.... just be confident with yourself. That's it.

I wear a very small towel around my waist.

You're too uptight to sit in the bleachers. Go sit in the box seats, Francis.

If games like Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare and Splatoon are any indication, this generation of shooters is going to be a whacky one. Sony just fleshed out its newest entry in this emerging category of insane-looking projectile simulators with a trailer for VizionEck, a monochromatic shooter I do not understand…

Couldn't overlook the fact that the author thinks PK's count towards career goal-scoring totals. Impossible to take article seriously after that.

Raiders fans are also excited because their city finally has a decent wide receiver.

I guess that makes him the real winner then.

The only embarrassing thing for the U. S. during that game was the person at my work who screamed "C'mon Altidore" every time Beasley touched the ball.

Actually, I have heard about this club because I am from Kosovo now. This is a middle type team but won the league cup lately. Good young players and youth setups. I went to their academy before moving to Belgium to play. Kosovo is nice place play but rough winters in the hills could bother a men from Uruguay.…

If you're not boating while drunk, are you really boating at all?

Also, he's bald.

Greece is the cockroach of football. I really hope Costa Rica gets past them, just for football's sake.

Just in case anyone tried to take it from him.