To be fair, Michael Beasley playing defense in any sport scares the shit out of fans.

No... let's go from the beginning (I want to see if I can write this down...):

Lots of attacking from full-backs (the guys that normally stay back and wide but then run to the front when attacking), which opens up to non-inverted wingers (guys that stay front and wide and don't play by cutting in and shooting like Messi or Robben). So, lots of crossing, meaning lots of headers.

Personally, I prefer Hummels...

You're a monster.

ok

I've never understood why people who should know better think that inciting and belittling people who disagree with them is a good way around gridlock.

Okay people do care. But who cares.

At least he was being courteous and paying exact change.

Drew, you are not part of the Heads Up Football program simply by completing the online course. There are numerous steps before you would reach that point, including:

Angling for that HLN gig, eh lady? Close, but the big dog won't go easily.

Gaffney moons your mockery.

We are; my point was that if a draft ever were enacted, the sons and daughters of our Congressional representatives would be among the last to go—if they had to go at all. We currently have House and Senate members with serving children—and they have my utmost respect—but past drafts have shown that the children of…

Even Browns fans know better than to let a bunch of Browns fans into their house.

You had the benefit of no pressure and unlimited time, and your noisy insect was frog?

frog?

The only thing you literally did was to abuse the phrase "literally". :P

Wow. Awfully personal there brother

For what it's worth, not-so-rich basketball parents are redshirting their kids too.