Don’t worry about getting pregnant because no one is going to want to paw through your vast, stinking folds in order to fuck you.

The numbers smell pretty fishy.

They’re saying 400 million out of 700 million people watch esports? How did they even get a poll response rate of over 50%?

Bump bump bump. When my daughter was born, we got enough diapers to fill a closet. “Oh, we’ll just skim a bit off the top and donate the rest!” I said. We ran out in three months.

You’ve got this poor couple worrying about their premature baby and Lucas is over here wetting his pants about getting a thank you for raking some leaves. I hope they thank you in a tightly scrolled letter so you can shove it up your ass. Also was it your first day raking leaves? Nine hours? Either you were drunk or…

I don’t have a problem with not allowing players to defer to play sports but any current players absolutely should have been grandfathered in.

Wat.

I’m from New England and we always stack on top. If you don’t, eventually you’ll be left with a tower that’s guaranteed to fall over because you don’t have the new upper levels to pull from.

Why not? If there’s demand and interest and the consideration of different viewpoints and WHY people feel the way they do, doesn’t that have value? I’m not curious about how to become more racist, but I am curious as to why and what made people like that that way.

Well if you don’t want to hear someone’s ideas, leave. You came to them, didn’t like what you heard, so they have to leave? I would never go to an alt-right talk because I don’t want to hear their ideas, I don’t show up at the event to hear more.

He sure was.

No.

Balbo tried to flea, but the railing eventually pinned him in.

“Oh yeah, Steve is just your typical guy, forgets to take out the trash, leaves his shoes on in the house, shoots the elderly who are coming home from Easter dinner, doesn’t sort out the recycling, but at the end of the day he’s a real sweetheart.”

I thought there was already a Blaxit and that’s how we got Liberia. You never hear about people wanting to move to Liberia though.

Wow, admitted you were wrong, corrected the article, still gave a great write-up. Please tell me you are Douchebag Billy’s replacement?

Helmetgate.

At 150 ft, you have a 98% chance of dying on impact. Water is very hard if you’re jumping from more than 50 ft and not trying to dive well.

Yeah, follow John Brown’s example.

Thanks for the in-depth reporting.