These comments are so spot on I cannot for the life of me tell if they’re real or fake.

Well it’s good that R.R. has his priorities in order.

There’s something just so much worse about getting a finger needled than an arm.

I like that, it’s like the difference between a house and a home.

What do their races have to do with the story?

I think they mean that often the fathers choose not to be part of their child’s life, making them not real fathers.

It is no longer the previous year, it is now the current year.

I’m on my phone so perhaps someone could do the research for me: is the percentage of women basketball coaches higher at female AD led schools than male AD led schools?

So you’re against the death penalty but for giving it to foreign evil leaders. You don’t want to kill domestic foreign people because you think the state should not murder it’s own citizens, but you also think that illegal immigrants should be given the rights of registered citizens. So I guess my question is: If…

They would be even better if the inside was potato and cheese.

He went to NYMA who I played in lacrosse in the mid 2000's. It didn’t seem ritzy at all, more of an unfortunate place to attend high school. It didn’t seem fun at all.

Just make the unoriginal joke and stop trying to CYA.

Why do people love calling it a “cocktail”?

Everyone would be playing on their phones or doing disgusting things to the VR wearer without their knowledge.

I think the problem is he’s not stupid enough to understand.

I thought that the two families were open to a settlement. If I’m Fernandez’s estate, I jump on that.

He sounds like a real shithead.

Well it does sound like a good time but not a party.

That doesn’t sound like a party at all.

Pretty sure Subarus are known for three things...