“Oakafore". Haha, what the fuck is this shit?

That’s a very angry looking butthole.

What kind of nasty motherfucker just lets shit rot on the floor? I don’t care how rich or famous you are, if you have to tell a girl “watch out there’s a little bit of shit on the floor”, you are not getting laid. Ever.

Simpson.

Pugs are stupid, useless animals.

Damn, look at all those fat fucks.

It’s for the ratings obviously, you get whole gobs of country supporting viewers tuning in. I’m ok with it though, it lets people see international teams they will never see in the World Cup play.

I watch the major tournaments when they’re on so I wouldn’t call myself an aficionado, but in the mob’s opinion, who are the underrated national teams of the world? It seems like Croatia would be one, I don’t really hear about them but I definitely recognized some very good players on their team who I didn’t even know…

Little kids are stupid. My kids can have cake and ice cream when they're old enough not to eat it like a goddamn moron. Kid, you're a disgrace.

How narcissistic do you have to be to be one of the shittiest quarterbacks in the league and still pushing your “brand”? No one wants to grow up to be RG3.

I’m a bit confused, did the ball move backwards .0001 of an inch by the movement of his putter? What’s to say it wasn’t a breeze that did that (which is what I think happened)?

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Maybe.

That dunk was a kneecapper.

Smith got traded from an embarrassing dumpster fire to a team that’s been in the past two Finals. Haha, don’t you feel like an idiot J.R. ???

It's the elephants in the room!

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About the same as their interns.

“Sheeps"