It’s because he has a weird name.

I agree with you but it’s “goddammit”. “Goddamnit” looks stilted as fuck.

Care.

Tottenham steals the title from Leicester City.

It's not the store's fault your dumb mom is too clumsy to keep from breaking her cheap lamps.

I imagine if you think this would be pleasurable between someone's legs, you are definitely a virgin.

Is there a reason you can't hold the part you put in your mouth and use it like a brush? Everyone in those demonstrations looks like highly active Tumblr users.

Care.

So....you mean Hawaii?

Care.

My Instagram is full of people taking pictures of their dinner. I don’t need it here too.

Felony mayhem sounds like a charge you would get for killing someone during a food fight.

Who the fuck goes to the doctor to get a splinter out?

Mike Evans is alright though.

You got this all wrong, Lassie pulled Little Jimmy Conner out of the cancer well. Now we just need to treat his dyslexia .

“Can you hear me now God?” “Good."

What if Rory McIlroy was back?

No, I’ve thought the same thing myself but it’s not like a human’s leg, there are way more bones and its more complicated so it’s difficult to repair. Also horses need to be able to stand on all four legs at the same time because of weight distribution, so you can’t exactly lay a horse in a bed for a couple months.

Is there a lump sum option for child support? You would pay out the average cost of raising a child to 18 and that’s that.

What about the cassowary? They’ll wreck your shit. I’m pretty sure they’re bigger than Billy Haisley.