Was the tackler German? Germans are historically great at destroying members of Norway’s five divisions.

Well if you stop before you cross the street and look both ways and not just dart out into the street, the odds are in your favor. I have to ask though, while you don’t wear headphones for safety’s sake, how do you hear cars coming with your head stuck so far up your ass?

Well I used to live and jog in Boston so you are incorrect. I would use my eyes to see if a car was coming down the street, I didn't really need to hear it as well to determine "hey, if I go across the street now, the proximity and speed of that car will lead us to converge simultaneously at the same point."

Leicester City was lucky this season, but they were also skilled. If you take the luck of no major injuries and getting penalties out of it, maybe they don’t win the league, but it’s sports, luck is the 12th man.

I bet there is but it isn’t high quality enough to catch a plate.

I don’t typically drive with headphones in and if I do it’s in one year. What would headphones do to prevent pedestrian injuries?

How would not wearing headphones keep you from getting run over? Your eyes are the most valuable tool at a street crossing. The only thing headphones would help you with is a horn warning, but if someone is jamming on their horn and about to hit you, you’re probably already fucked.

For me, jogging at all is an extreme event.

You catch a dropped baby like a lobbed football. Do not spike it in celebration.

They have played below average soccer and made it to the final. That says a lot about their quality that they’re able to beat the best teams in the world at their worst. Also, who gives a shit if Atletico had the better league season? We’re talking about Champions League and the upcoming match indicates they had an…

When you put Mexico in your mouth, you should expect some rotten meat.

I checked the median house price and its about 600K, which if you were a longshoreman on a 20 year mortgage, would cost you about 30% of your income, which is fairly normal. I guess the point is moot though because as other commenters have pointed out, the proposed stadium would be placed in a shithole indistrial…

Since 2012.

What sports competition for the dollar? The Mariners and Sonics wouldn’t even be playing at the same time.

If I were them I would buy property now and hope for gentrification to boost the property values.

Uh, don’t longshoremen make like 100K a year? Just how gentrified is this neighborhood going to become?

People generally don’t like it when Curt Schilling’s camp approaches them.

I vaguely remembered Marc Boertiger as playing on the Chiefs. But to quote my Bosnian coworker, “What’s your point fucking??".

As an Eagles fan, I will watch this upcoming season with my hands over my face peeking through my fingers.

I miss Oddibe’s water bills.