There’s enough booooos for this comment to fill up eight Ghostbusters sequels.

It’s like calling the EPL, “La English Liga".

He’s still a dumbass though, if you’re going to record that, don’t take off the mask until the video is over so you can claim it wasn’t you in the video and just some other big guy setting you up.

History is being made tonight, is this the first true “my account was hacked” ever?

“Tour de Yorkshire”? What the fuck?

Honestly, if I had a sex tape scandal, I’d own that shit. I’d drop lawsuits and copyrights on everyone who posted it without my consent. You guys saw my dong, I’m not ashamed. On the other hand I’m a cubicle-bot and of no importance to anyone except the old bitch who lives above me bitching about my trashcans so I…

You know what, fuck Youssef. He’s embarrassing himself by heckling a guy who’s only “crime” was getting blackmailed by a guy who didn’t need the money and apparently did it for kicks. Hopefully the apple fell far off the tree and your son realizes what a piece of fuckin’ work you are. I hope he isn’t yours.

¿Que pasa?

Just Explaining

No one can see a Flacco jersey, just like 49 of the states. I say you made your point.

I rightfully feel like a moron for reading the headline and getting a good chunk into the article before I realized that quarterback jersey sales weren’t about to break up the fifty States. I read too much Civil War material.

Exactly. Anyone can learn enough about a team to write about them. Sportswriters think they know more about a team because they have a large platform. To give them credit, they went to school to become writers and took the steps up the ladder needed to become writers. That doesn’t mean anyone who didn’t get a…

What a pair of bitches you two are!

A little bit of water makes diarrhea real quick. If it had been dry, the Buick would have been out of there fast and the truck would have been able to brake more. Kid is still a fool and driver is still a G but in dry weather this might not have even been a close call.

“My girlfriend cheated on me but she gave him herpes.”

Clearly he is Samson. The more you cut his hair, the shittier he gets. Fernando, grow it to your ass and whip Messi with it when you score 100 goals in a game.

This movie will be good summer action. Anyone who expects more of it is one of those people who isn’t satisfied by anything. And speaking of not being satisfied, let’s talk about their wives!

If a court demands you have to show up somewhere, do you have to pay for the travel? I know if I got called across the country suddenly to testify, I would not be interested in paying for airfare and a hotel on my own dime.

The artist formerly known as being alive.

I thought it was Humpty Dumpty.