There's an awful lot of weepy bitches out today.

Emmert. Ted Cruz’s face can’t take much more punishment.

It’s called the polar ice cap you lazy fuck.

I’ve always been able to pick my seat.

That celebration was truly unexceptional.

This is a lot of research to do, but when was the last time a times world record was halved? That was insane.

How girl get pragnent? - Antonio Cromartie

No, because your house will look stupid and the neighbors will mock you behind your back.

No, because your house will look stupid and the neighbors will mock you behind your back.

Try not being a dick and actually answering a legitimate, politely asked question.

You're all just having fun then that one guy you know has to run in at the end and make everything all serious and wanting to fight.

He gave them to kids but he’s a grown man wearing a glove at a baseball game. I thought that was a mortal sin?

Any mathematicians here want to tell us what the chances of three hole in ones on the same hole on the same day is?

This reads like a comment on an MSN news article.

Give me the hole, the Love is optional.

I’m thinking you could fill one of those giant novelty flasks and tape it to the small of your back because you almost never get frisked there. Concert season is coming, only one way to find out!

Its true! I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I never got one in on my person but once I wrapped one in a blanket and stuck it in my backpack, no problem. Tried it again a month later and they shook the blanket out and smashed a huge bottle of whiskey at the turnstiles.

That Baltimore would rank at all is an affront.

Kicked out home, arrested away.

In a plastic bag taped between the legs or against the stomach I’d guess. I know people who have snuck handles into concerts after being patted down so sneaking something in that at least feels soft wouldn’t be that hard.

Isn’t a balk when a pitcher pump fakes a pitch?