Ketchup sandwiches all day.

It sounds kind of dumb when you type out an accent.

So they didn’t make history....

It’s fucked he punched the guy but he didn’t blind him.

Deadspin fam is thirsty for some fleek slang to throw shade at someone.

Yeah but what if his cousin was bigger than him?

US Mutant Ninja Turtles. They were American right? I don’t know their species.

He called it right finally, I guess we have to stop giving him shit.

If you fill a room full of idiots and throw a chocolate bar inside, there’s going to be a lot of yelling.

Agreed. I wouldn’t be surprised if Max Read left because he stood behind the piece but I like to think Tommy Craggs had more integrity then that.

I can’t believe they kept Jordan Sargent. He’s just a broken cog.

If it goes bad, is there a possibility that Deadspin stands on it’s own? It’s head and shoulders above the rest of the Gawker family.

AJ has nothing but debt. Even if he could win he’ll take the payout for taking a dive.

Mike Francesca’s chair.

Do players who sit out a year have higher graduation rates?

It disturbs me how longevity has the opposite effect on Bible vs. modern laws. It’s not like we’re passing laws today that say “hate your neighbor!”. I wish people who followed the Bible practiced both the appicable lessons it preaches and the outdated lessons we have updated to our modern society.

I am wondering what the greatest athletic accomplishment any Deadspin commenter has ever achieved, excluding Kluwe of course. (Jk lol Vikings never win shit.)

That goal was not very interesting.

Butter is neither hot nor bulky so I’m still not sure what your point is.

A waste of electricity? You do know fridges use the same amount of electricity no matter what’s in there right?