I like coleslaw on my pulled pork sandwiches. Not a lot though.

It’s still a little funny. Not yet.

I have heard quite a bit about this over the past couple days and the reasoning for an open canopy is if the car flips and lights on fire the driver is able to get to safety much more quickly if he doesn’t have to break through a crushed canopy. Honestly, if I was a driver, I would take the one in the million debris…

Idaho, aka what your mom said to me last night.

Haha!

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.

But you jsut said you didn’t care about the team, at least fantasy gives you a rooting interest in horrible games like Bills vs Browns. Or any Jaguars game. You can’t tell me you’re excited to watch Jags games, those are like watching an old invalid struggle as ants consume him.

So being apathetic is what you consider “fun”?

Whatsapp.

It’s like finding out new things about someone you’re hooking up with as you sober up. “Oh, ok, you’re a cyclops, And you have a forked tongue. And you have three nipples. And you have no belly button. And you have tentacles instead of genitals.” That’s what being gored eight times in two years is like.

We won championships though! They were just pre-Superbowl. I can’t bring those up to my friends though because they invite even more mockery.

I actually thought for a second the floor of the hallway with the passed out Chargers fan was completely covered in vomit. That is the ugliest carpet I’ve ever seen.

So does Chris Henry.

That’s the ugliest looking piece of shit stadium I’ve ever seen in my life.

They should have left Jon Greenburg inside for being a dumbass.

What a terrible way to tell a story!

Shut the fuck up mannnn.

His family hopes you’re on the jury.

Smoking alone can cause someone to freak out. I’ve seen it happen over the top to others and to an extent in myself. However, I would not have been able to drive a racecar, I was barely able to sink into a LAZ-Y Boy.

Which one of you is Buckwheat?