BJs

He looks like David Arquette.

Fallout 4 needs a new marketing team.

One of those was a legitimate movement. The other was a bunch of people pooping in boxes in the park.

When my dad went to buy his Porsche he brought me and my siblings and by jumping around the showroom like a pack of monkeys he got a very quick signing done at a significant discount so the dealer could get our loathsome brood out the door.

It’s fucking football not a holy relic. Everyone needs to remove their heads from their asses.

It’s more fun being a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

It’s very strange to me. Craig James is an idiot. He had his retirement in his hands, spouting off cliches and goshdarns until his hooker infected pecker fell off. But he just had to open his mouth, use all of the little pull he had to get his backwards, untalented son out of the shed, then fail even harder and get…

I have a raging source right now.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

I used to tell the customers what I actually thought about the good. I had terrible sales but great comment cards. I was able to burn those comment cards for heat when my terrible sales left me unable to pay the electric bill in the winter.

Well he’s not a very funny writer, he’s quite good when he’s not trying to be. This reminded me of a story I read in Chicken Soup for the Soul when I was a kid (shut up, it was in our bathroom library and I took long poops) about a girl who sent her teddy bear around the US on a hitchhiking trip. Can you imagine how…

OK.

Do you have any actual counterpoints or just “you’re an idiot”?

No one’s said anything anonymously and LeSean McCoy could have said it out loud, he’s one of the best backs in the the league they weren’t going to straight up cut him for badmouthing Kelly. It sounds like they’re bitter about getting moved.

Ratter.....isn’t doing well :(

Bathroom tile is the most refreshing cool and bath mats are the most comfortable pillows when you are too drunk.

The girl who fucked Odell Beckham has a nose like Lois Griffin.

You all look stupid.

He would make a Hall Of Good team. I’ve morphed into Peter King, please kill me.