*Lying on the floor* “Dock was right, you should remember what night you’re playing before you take acid”.

$5 to anyone who can point back in their comment history where they predicted that Dellavedova would be the difference between these two teams.

Look at this crazy muthafucker!^

What if humans had tails, but our tails were dicks??

Then banished to Ratter. I’m guessing the demotion happened because Drew uses terms like “thirsty”. Such bad slang....

Banger? .....OK!

Did that guy forget his pants? The fuck is up with those socks? Are they meant to protect yourself from rat bites in NYC?

Anyone want to link that clip from Scrubs where Turk gets the “whattsup my homie” treatment from a dean or something. All I could think of and I want to post it but I do not wwebsite as on the internet.

Dude, it’s fucked up to refer to your mom as a barnyard animal.

Hey guys, Nick is TELLING you to take it down and if you don’t he’s going to be really mad.

Remove your eyes from the video. Hopefully with the aid of a melon baller.

This is such a lame thread.

ETA: whoops wrong post

I wanted a lion to jump through that window.

It’s not all about the visuals.

*nods* that’s good man, that’s real good.

Does it matter how big her nephew is? Is it like the sign for the roller coaster “you must be this tall to be punched”? That is one big ass 17 year old though.

“Who are two people who have never been in my kitchen?”

Damn that’s fucking gross. To each his own but still...that’s fucking gross.

I love the ref. “Don’t crush him, don’t crush him! Ok, that’s a foul...”.