New York media sounds like they were rejected for a lot of autographs. I can’t even begin to comprehend how high fiving fans would be unprofessional.

“I LOVE YOU MAN! I LOVE YOU!”. McCutchen is a good dude.

YEEEEEE ISN’T PROTESTING SO FUN YOU GUYZZZ?!?

Borrrriingggggg!

Honestly, given the choice between getting shot in the face and dying of AIDS, I’m taking the gunshot 10/10 times.

Who’s Kate Hudson?

That is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard anyone doing but I can’t hate a kid trying to make a buck.

My old roommate calls black people “niggers” and said the worst things I’ve ever heard about them. He also only goes out with black girls. I have no idea what is going on in that guy’s head...

Your so smrt.

:(

If my baby looked like that I would wonder why my wife cheated on me with a scrotum.

That first sentence was a long ass sentence.

Who the hell would want that guy’s autograph? That is a very unimpressive autograph.

My grandma didn’t eat at foreign places very often and the first time we took her out to a Japanese place she ate a massive piece of what she thought was avocado in one bite. It was wasabi.

Your wife sounds like kind of a bitch but hey, maybe you guys thrive off give and take...

Nah, pretty forgettable. Definitely not the worst thing I’ve ever heard like some people here will say but I can’t imagine ever putting this on one of my playlists.

And Billy Haisley a writer.

I was pretty meh about this whole list until I saw where they put Scooter. Fuck you Scooter.

Dirty Limey.

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