All that white makes the colors really pop.

If you tapped in every goal with a touch, you’re good. You’re just enamored with your childhood heroes.

Teat sucker.

Delone Carter

Chris Chambers

I’m sure the Greenwood Peewee league sees no wasted time under your watchful eye.

Bud, we know you think it’s a red card. Stop telling every fucking commenter that.

Is that a fanny pack?

You got it wrong man, you need to take FIVE steps before it’s a travel.

Uh, because it’s not? If I wave $100 at someone on the street and say “this is for you!” then yank it away from them when they reach for it that makes me a pretty big asshole but it’s not illegal.

I hope he falls down the stairs.

It’s definitely possible. We all get it wrong sometimes.

I don’t know the doctors so I couldn’t say. He says he knows his body so I would think he’d make a bigger deal out of a torn meniscus. If I had a torn meniscus I wouldn’t be getting off that training table anytime soon.

Can you lose your scholarship due to injury though? I was always under the impression that if you had a career ending injury you kept your scholarship but I might be wrong. If that’s the case, yeah, that’s fucked up.

It’s warm down here.

They told me about concussions. That’s why I stopped playing but I wasn’t angry about it because I knew it was a possibility. I think they’ve actually affected me a little bit, not Seau levels. but I feel a little slower then I used to. I’m not old either, mid 20’s. I accept it though as a condition I took playing…

When I first started playing football my parents sat me down. Dad- “We just want you to know you can get really hurt doing this.” Me- “What, like a broken leg?” Dad- “Yup, you can get a broken leg. You can get hurt so bad you might have trouble walking. Football is a very tough game but it’s ok if you don’t want to…

Killer komeback.

Why would you ever try that with the left foot....

I was, but I was also paying attention when he tried to make a tv show with Oprah.