Somehow I don’t think she’d be the one giving a news report in 1940’s Missouri.

Is it usual for newscasters to be reading off a sheet of paper instead of looking at the camera? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.

Lee Harvey Oswald? We still haven’t figured that mess out.

NASCAR, poker, pool, darts, none of them count either. Those are all games. There’s a reason they’ve always called it videogames and not videosports.

Dear Kelly,

I feel like “thanks for the update.” would have been way cooler. Got a little too wordy for a comeback.

Anyone else just not get New York? I grew up in the Hartford area and Hartford is pretty lame so you’d think I would try to get to the big city as soon as possible but anytime I’ve been there it’s just so......ok. I’ve been quite a few times and never felt like I’ve needed to stay more than 48 hours tops. Also it…

This is a serious offer: you seem to have an opinion about how women are treated in the NASCAR and videogaming community. I agree with some of your points but disagree on others. I think the only way to learn is through debate without resorting to memes or insults. Would you like to have a serious conversation about…

Doesn’t answer anything, it says the findings were not released. Still trying to figure out how gender testing her was racist though.

The Olympic athlete part got me wondering, if a physically male Olympic contestant (or vice versa) identified as a woman but didn’t transition physically, which events would they compete in? There are some events where a woman who is physically male would blow the competition out of the water but it would be…

There is no need for a comma after “period”. The level of poor writing to leave it in is equal to the level of grammar Nazism to point it out. We all lose.

I think Deadspin writers watch highlights.

“Part of three goal first period” score in video before goal is 4-1. With second period in last few minutes. Did you actually watch the game?

Was Britt McHenry rude as hell to you, or do you know something else interesting? Contact the author at samer@deadspin.com. FTFY

There's no Government Center right now. Those tourists are now dead because you didn't let them look at the map. Sinner.

No love for Andre Woodson? :(

What an attention whore.

Never met anyone from Westport, maybe I’ve been fortunate? Only person I’ve met from New Canaan was this kid in 5th grade who bit the teacher on the first day of school and we never saw him again.

Fuck the kids from Glastonbury. Biggest douchebags outside Greenwich.