I would LOVE to see some of the context they come up with to explain mouse shit in the pizza dough other than "y'all a bunch of slobby motherfuckers!".

Well I've been a part of some balls to the wall insane nights but there has never been mouse shit in with our pizza dough. Or roaches in our kitchen. The other stuff could be because you were busy but those two violations are straight negligence.

It's ignorami but I see your point. Fat slob.

The guy looks like this mouthy asshole my buddy Robbie punched in the face at a bar and the guy covered his face and started crying. We were embarrassed and left. The girl looks like a girl who peed on my friend's leg while dancing on him at a party. These may actually be the same people.

When I read the name "Mitch McGary" I was SURE you were talking about a new head coach.

C'mon man, you don't really think that deceit will lose you readers. You know it'll get you readers but you've all adapted a moral high ground for so long that you would never admit to it.

Carey Price really didn't give a shit about saving that.

They went too far but the people that waited two hours and then had to wait even longer because you lost a ticket had a point. Losing a ticket because you were changing your paper is REALLY amateur. I would be quite angry, not call the owners angry, but definitely upset.

Well...are you going to show them to us?

As someone of Irish descent, I don't especially mind the whole "alcoholic troublemaker" stereotype but I really hate the term "mollywhop". There are a lot of other synonyms for what you're trying to get across.

When did the hat worn by the guy all the way on the right become cool? I see lots of guys rocking it these days, all of them oblivious to the fact it makes them look like a Florida retiree gearing up to go hunt for seashells.

They're both clowny but one of the greatest things I've seen on the field is when DeSean Jackson stared Landry down after scoring a long first play of the game touchdown square in Landry's face. I wonder if they peed in each other's lockers.

Damn, I was about to be up in arms about this but 36K is what I make as a Boston waiter. I couldn't imagine doing that and training full time. 50K minimum is what I'd like to see, it's what I would need to raise a family and be a professional soccer player, these are professional soccer players, right?

Sorta sexxxy tho.

Props to Hayward's barber I guess? That's the only difference I see.

I think we all think of Bob as that weird uncle who will do anything for a paycheck.

Sort of in response to to Barry's comment but why ban fighting? No one really gets hurts regularly and it gives a good feeling to see a dickhead player get slapped around. Remember when Andre Johnson beat the shit out of Cortland Finnegan? That was great! It was great because Cortland is an asshole and we all wanted…

Maybe you should shut the fuck up Samer and report on news that has real actual evidence. Shit man, I'm an Eagles fan but this is fucking gross, you THINK something happened and you're reporting on it like it's news. Like Jesus man, there's so much out there that's actually happening you could be making your name on…

Sorry to be rude but are you and your wife some sort of fool? If you're walking in water and you see a jellyfish, you stay the fuck away from that jellyfish. Were you expecting a sea creature to grant you simultaneous, incredible orgasms? Nah, those dickheads will ruin your fucking day, no matter how small. As for no…

The letter was pleasantly worded? Can I have the deed to your house if I ask nicely enough?