His game matches his Target brand first-aid products: Generic.

@BigIrishPotato: yeah YOUR right, it DEFINATELY was on his mind the HOLE time. For REEL.

@MidwestCoastBias: Aw you guys know him too?! He always had candy and puppies and stuff.

[I] didn't have time to snag a cell phone picture with him (elevator ride was only about 15 seconds).

@Penny: The director had a fever, and the only prescription was more weird, typewriter rhythms.

@Spawn,actually: and no, I graduated two years ago I didn't just win the title. GOD DAMMIT!

@The4thMolinaBrother: UW-Stevens Point

Brett Favre Once Sent Me Croc Shots.

I played D3 Basketball for four years at a school where both the men's and women's teams were ranked in the top 25 in the nation. I can speak from personal experience: They will NOT stay for women's games regardless of what times the games are played. When we had Saturday games we would alternate who played at 2pm…

The best highlight by FAR is the incredibly underwhelming offensive rebound and subsequent assist.

"Payback's a bitch."

Caption: Oh the men's bathroom is over HERE? Oh okay...my bad I thought THIS was the men's bathroom.

@bevraj of choice: sounded more...cunty to me

@moesman83: The driver then drove off to have coital relations with a hooker, pay her, murder her, and take the wad of cash floating above her corpse.

@UkraineNotWeak: He's going to leave them with the nanny.

@ClintonPortishead: Amen brotha.

Give a Chinese monkey a dog, feed him for a day. Teach a Chinese monkey how to catch a dog, feed him for a lifetime.