"It's had some ups and downs since then - from helping the Nazis to helping put a man on the moon"

Oh my god I've finally found the voice that talks in my head.

Appalling, though I direct a massive facepalm at everyone involved in the fiasco.

But will there be widgets?

I see they're applying their new Windows 8-style tile system to the keyboards as well. Kudos to them for using Metro across different hardware.

Probably the best comment on the internet.

Much like the look and feel of Mac OS X has evolved, I would hope that the look and feel of iOS will also eventually evolve in some way. Like how Windows introduced Aero. Not any time soon, I would just hope that something are spruced up at a system-wide level at some point

Something I'd like to ask:

But over what, we must wonder, will all of this occur?

Finally, the tale of the iCloud will soon be put to rest.

What—no. Why. No. Just no.

Impossible to not read in the Yoda voice. This is magic. I didn't know David Blaine posted comments on Kotaku.

Glad to see my entry was a success, congrats to all the winners! My anticipation grows of the next 'shop contest.

How to be less of an ignorant asshole:

Don't make it mandatory and we're golden. Options are always a plus.

Did you just start reading Gizmodo today? Anyone who reads Gizmodo consistently knows that they don't just write articles about gadgets. It's geared towards gadgets, but there are often posts about broader topics. If you want pure gadgets, go somewhere else.

Hmm, no mention of Infinity Ward on the cover.

This really doesn't seam sew bad.

I can't really complain yet about Google Music. I'll take advantage of the free 20GB (right? 20GB) space, store my music on it, and enjoy the pleasure of not having that music take space up on my phone—a device I might add functions as my media player. When it switches over to a subscription based model, I will bail…