A week?! Retract the article! Old news is old!

Inventive statement! May the internet-god-monkey praise you for your contribution. We all know that if something happened weeks (gasp, even months) ago, it's not worth talking about—because, as you know, if it happens somewhere on the internet, every person knows about it the moment it happens.

Color me negative, but all this would result in is some piss-poor artwork.

Nice blanket statement there

Fring Group Video!*

Luckily the author never once said that they weren't ads. Not following your rant.

Hey, University of Dayton. I'm there now. Neat.

Proof that no matter how nerdy you are, you can still get some.

I'm trying to imagine the storyline/course of events for what just happened.

Day 39: Androids gain access to the White House

Is it possible to have an awkward hand model?

"But it's just not right to have no choice in the matter"

Surprise, Super 8 is rendered completely with the Source Engine. When Super 8 is released in theaters, it will require movie-goers to download Steam and install a few patches before being seated.

Why, yes! A wonderful operating system—and portable no less—but also with a physical keyboard! It's bloody brilliant... I should have thought of it myself first. I will one-up these fellows though, you just wait and see! I'll fasten this keyboard on the screen, I'll market it as a portable desktop! I can't use the…

I like how so many people are standing on their pedestals right now acting like they never would have posted the same thing Mike Fahey did as he received the information. So much arrogance in the comments.

Pro tip: Playing through the "credits level" successfully will grant you another life. Haven't checked yet to see if this can be done an unlimited amount of times.

"you don't know what their capable of"