You deserve some kind of award for taking contents of a joke-post seriously.

The "camera platform" feature is the best part. Cute.

Lord.

@rotaryfreakjoe: Code snippet. If we're gonna get down to specifics, I mean, I didn't even define a class. Talk about error overload.

If (Generalization() == true)

Wow, he replied instantly.

Predictions:

Doesn't the search form appear when you hover near the top of the page?

Probably a good move on T-Mobile's part. I mean, did anyone really see them coming out on top at any point in time in this carrier battle?

At first, when I read "stats" on his blog, I thought perhaps we were going to receive RPG elements :/

Coming up at 11: Area businesses sack employees for misuse of company property and time

It's cool that the 3DS has this packed in, but it just seems like a really long roundabout way of getting people to spend their play coins. If the whole thing consists of...

What's a BlackBerry?

Commercially, this would flop if it were marketed to be a new feature over current TV's—I don't believe this is ever destined to replace the living room television. It wouldn't make sense. Seeing the wallpaper behind the TV would just be distracting and make literally no sense at all.

Man, I'd never be late to work if I had one o' thems.

Discovery was an amazing shuttle, but we should never forget that its creation is the result of the combined effort of many different amazing and talented people. All of these facts listed are a testament to some pretty brilliant engineering.

They should lease these things out to Waste Management, have ourselves some fancy fresh garbage disposal.

What you don't realize is that Jack Loftus paid $5,000 for this secret. I give it about 2 weeks before his house is raided.