One band. Four Letters.

Hopefully it's not one of those erasers that when you use it, everything just gets smudged around.

Tap Tap Tap Vwoop. Tap Tap Vwoop. Tap Tap Tap Tap... Tap... Vwoop.

Luckily I nabbed the app before it was removed.

Maybe it's nostalgia, but Bill Nye is nothing less than awesome to me. He wears a semi-goofy outfit, most likely because that is his "shtick", yet he seems really down-to-earth.

@JakeMertz: That response, though seemingly-believable at first includes several words that are clearly not Magical enough for an Apple press conference. Let me detail those for you:

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Wasn't there an article about this exact game earlier? I suppose the other one didn't have actual screenshots included...

Just great. I'm gonna tumble down a huge-ass hill and bang the hell out of my head, only to have some guy come to see if I'm okay and then run away shouting "He's gonna explode!" after spotting the red light blinking on my head.

I really enjoyed reading that. It's very true, since in a lot of ways, apple isn't the underdog anymore.

@Josh Perry: Again, I don't mean to be an ass, but I don't see this being the same situation at all. The wiimote cases weren't added because the wiimote didn't function as is. The wiimote without the case functions perfectly fine, the cases were added as a precautionary method.

@Jonny_eh: I don't see the two situations to be the same, to be honest. A keyboard is considered an essential part of the computer. A phone case is not.

I wonder if HD 209458b gets made fun of by all the other planets for its "mutation".

@RayKinStL: I dont think that Apple could give out free bumpers to fix this problem even if they wanted to. I can't imagine that it's lawful to hand out an accessory to the original product as a "fix".

Droid does... Explode if you try to screw with it.

I would have been sorely disappointed if there wasn't at least one engineer in apple that couldn't have connected the dots and seen a problem:

@Hairy Putter: My issue is that the height difference between the bars isn't even now. Previously (and this is as easy to check as eyeballing the picture above), the difference in height between the bars was exact.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Zing!

Do any of you guys know where I can get some paint-remover that won't hurt glass?

@kylecpcs: I never pictured Mr. Jobs as the speak-in-third-person type.