Only one network gets the doubleheader each week, either CBS or FOX. The network without can choose whether to show the early game or the late game depending on their market, and in the opposite slot they can show whatever they want that isn't football. It's been this way forever. Trust me, your local affiliate…

This plus the fact that ATL is rarely on CBS so its not usually a choice between Dolphins or Falcons. I'd imagine you usually get both up there.

I'm guessing you were trying to be snarky and missed the mark?

As far as I can tell from scouring google for way longer than I should have, this is the first time anyone referenced ESPN as "the mothership."

Never thought I'd see the day something involving a fraternity showed up on Jez in a positive light.

I suppose you meant etymology. And you cant insure promptness, only ensure it. Thus tip has never been an acronym, dummy. Good thing your income isn't based on how well you post.

I suppose you meant etymology. And you cant insure promptness, only ensure it. Thus tip has never been an acronym, dummy. Good thing your income isn't based on how well you post.

I'm guessing there is a reason, but I don't know what it is. There's obviously no technical limitation so it seems pretty arbitrary.

That would vary by state and I doubt its the case in many places, especially since most speeding tickets are not criminal offenses. And they aren't going to pay to extradite you either. Most states now share information so its likely your license will be suspended in your home state regardless of where you got the…

The next time you feel like copying and pasting the text of a 20 year old spam e-mail as a nonsensical reply to an article here, don't. Bush league.

I worked at McCormick and Schmick's for a few years and one of their trademark dishes was a cedar plank salmon. Although I never witnessed it there were always stories of people trying to eat the cedar plank.

It's not that different really. They did it with the Color, the Advance, the DSi, the N64 expansion pak, etc etc. Some might even say this isn't really any different than when they released the 3DS. "I can't play these new games in my old system??"

So you never bought anything after the Gameboy Color? Or Gameboy Advance? Or the DSi? Or the 3DS? If they gave it a totally different name would that make you feel better? If you feel that this will make your 3DSXL worthless does that mean you don't still own an N64, a GameboyAdvance, or any other system you would…

It's a fantastic game. I just bought mine two weeks ago at gamestopin Like New condition for $45. the Club Nintendo code still worked and everything.

I'm really not understanding all the people that are so upset they can't play it on their current 3DS. Just go buy the Wii version, which I'm guessing will still be the superior version anyways.

the price at Gamestop is back to $45 and you'll most likely get a "new" copy.

So go to Gamestop and buy the Wii version which I'm sure would be superior anyways.

Maybe buy your copy when it comes out instead of waiting until they are sold out? If it hadn't been a Gamestop exclusive you probably wouldn't have been able to buy a copy at all.

Hey, if your solution is to tell women to drink MORE at parties I can get behind that.

Oh, you listed two games and then a movie with a similar title as the games. I see now. Hilarious. No Xango Tango & Cash?