My other half has told me that if I ever brag about or discuss him on Fbook he will pelt me slowly with stale bread rolls, (he's a total social media hater). Not that I ever would anyway because my private relationship's details are just that, private. But we all have that one Fbook friend don't we?

My speshul…

Do they have sororities? Will those also become co-ed? I'm not sure how I feel about this. They clearly have issues on that campus, but I'm not sure putting women in the middle of those frats is the best solution. Why not just disband them?

The problem is, by saying you only feel sympathy for their children and not for these women stuck doing something they regretted, you're ensuring that women will continue to feel ashamed for having these feelings and they won't speak about this frankly to people close to them or anyone else, and will keep these…

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

I approve this message and here is proof of the airline fuckshit:

When it comes to air travel, I apply the philosophy I learned from Absolutely Fabulous: "I'm never going to see any of these people ever again in my whole life." I don't give a shit if a few dozen random strangers think I'm a low class slob.

I'm originally from Texas, with some other Southern states thrown into my early-childhood mix, then a move to Northern Virginia, CT, and NY after that, and have learned to be a good mimic as well. But, dissertation ahead.

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…

Oh let's DO this! I'll try and narrow it down to one good one, but I have too many to count. This one is long, but worth it.

This is unacceptable. She looks like she's standing up straight and it still bunches. Bad fit.

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

Let me get this straight... My guess based on following you on Twitter and reading your articles here are that you are grossly offended by intolerance.

I think it is because flying is so god awful and miserable now that most people can only get through it by tossing back a few before they get on the plane :| They pack you in like sardines, charge you extra for just about everything and then expect you to entertain yourself for the duration. (I am fine reading for…

Eeep. Those fingernails make my hair stand on end, and not in a good way.

Good lord, do we have the same ex? He was CERTAIN he could make me squirt and no amount of explaining the complex nature of the human body would change his mind.

I just handed my phone to Mr. Nom to read your post and he handed it back to me with, "That took a turn..." and the most hilarious look on his face.

I think it's about some men's desire for a woman to "perform" her orgasms for them, being validated by the fact that they can make a woman do/feel/shout/squirt whatever instead of wanting a woman to just have an orgasm because it's nice for her.

We dated the same person.

I hate to break it to guys but squirting is a trick. You can suck up a little bath water and do it any time so long as you're good at Kegels. Timing it with orgasm is just a trick, albeit a cool one.