Went out with this guy for a couple of dates, and when he invited me to his apartment for beers after dinner, well, I was game.

Cool, I'll partake. This isn't "PIV" so I don't know if it counts.

And a partridge. In a pear tree.

For real, I love these, but they look like the most unflattering underwear imaginable.

Frankly, I'm never surprised when atheists are low ranked in anything, because except for my friend Geoff, even the friendly ones tend to be smug little shits with no respect for anyone else's culture or beliefs.

Yeah, my own freaking midwife told me to just get an epidural. She had four kids, so I listened to her and had a great old time.

Oh, fuck off.

I use scrunchies to put my hair up at night after I shower, because they don't give you that weird bump the way regular hair ties do.

Of course it's okay. We're talking about a 9-year-old, not a 4-year-old.

I volunteer at a place where people can come get clothes for free (and food and other necessities) and you would not believe the amount of garbage we take in on a daily basis. Just last week I opened four enormous plastic bags to find foul-smelling, dirty clothes that I ended up having to throw away along with…

If you're applying for a mainstream corporate job, why would you list any sort of activism on your résumé? No matter what it is, it seems like an unnecessary risk.

As they should get drug tested, have no problem with that. If you can provide money for your drugs, but not for your food or home situation thats just crazy.

I don't know what to think, i've had to get drug tested for all the jobs I've had.

It saddens me that all I can do is star your comment. If I had been there in person I would have high-fived you until my arm fell off.

Jezebel Basic

I just moved from DC to New Orleans. This list is Bullshit. DC was one of the most miserable places I have ever lived. New Orleans.... YOU CAN HIRE YOUR OWN FUCKING PARADE IN A DAYS NOTICE. No. Just. No.

Houston is a crazy place. Concrete city. Lots of traffic. Fugly city.

As someone who's lived in both New Orleans and DC, this list is exactly why it's important to make sure your methodology actually measures what you want to measure.

I am Millennial OG (class of 2000) and my husband is from the tail end of Gen X. He leaves incredibly long, complicated voice mails (JUST LIKE HIS MOM DOES) in spite of the fact that he knows that I 1) won't listen to them, and 2) haven't left a voice mail for anyone in years because I think it's inconsiderate. I do…