Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Is she single?

I would’ve said “Who are the Oakland Raiders?” and flipped over my podium when the judges ruled against me.

People seem to think they are owed a whole lot for plopping down a measly $60.

I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

I’m watching a movie right now, so I’m also a fucking expert on movies.

I’m in Bumfuck, WA, eating pizza in bed at a crappy motel in preparation for tomorrow morning’s M Track Day so I’m a goddamn expert on this.

Stick to sprots

This guy has clearly Hadi-nuff of BMW.

She wouldn’t have had this problem, she would’ve rolled up to her own casino.

When America sends its cars, they do not send the best. They are not sending this. They are not sending that. They are sending cars that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing flood damage. They are bringing frame damage. They are salvage title. And some, I presume, are…

We have plenty of Aston, Volvo, Lotus (largest inventory in N. Amercia) and Mercedes here. Opened since Monday!

EVERY CAR LOOKS LIKE A BLEND OF OTHER CARS. THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY WAYS TO BLEND RECTANGLES AND ROUND THINGS INTO A THREE BOX SHAPE.

It’s the car for people who got thrown in the back of one upon arrest, and it imprinted on them. A sort of auto-Stockholm syndrome.

Are you suggesting we invade Idaho for their strategic potato reserves?

Sorry, for that kind of money I am not buying some ‘roided out SUV that Guy Fieri probably already owns in yellow.

I got one.

I should just shoot you, but I cracked a smile. You may live.

Why are you being greater than 90° about this? Just reweatch the video with open eyes.

I think a better option would be to take the Type R and make it look like a ‘normal’ Civic (which is slightly less ugly).