What's that sound? Naomi Wolf crying? Cheering? Cry-cheering?

I love the Mr. Potter litmus test. I'd been using a slightly different one — Do you plan to vote? If you do, vote Obama — but I can see how that might've been a tad bit loaded. I hope you won't mind if I borrow yours.

I get that. I really do.

You know who else has had it up to hear with this anti-woman crap?

Better watch it now. Won't be on for long, at least if the Children's Television Workshop has anything to do with it: They've asked that it be taken down.

aha. thank you.

Can somebody remind me who Jemima Kirke's parents are?

Not you, TKC. Never never. I wouldn't imply that at all. Your work was, well, inspiring.

But but but but . . . Kony??? Did we get him?!?!

Not. Even. Joking.

Let's say they figure out a way to "reproduce," oh, I don't know, Anne Frank and Gandhi.

Do you wonder, just a little, what's under that helmet?

Exactly.

Lots of truth to that, no doubt.

Well, he isn't overweight. Something about that picture still screams "asshole" somehow, but he ain't fat. That's for sure.

Is that Ann Coulter in the picture with John Hawkins?

Too true.

Crazy how it works that way, isn't it? But rptrcub and CLLTx make good points: Don't forget South Carolina and Texas either.

Good point. South Carolina is probably the better bet.

Your move, Ohio.