It’s fitzpatrick, he’ll come back down to earth soon enough. There’s a reason he’s a journeyman. 

So which party is Bernie going to join for a month just so he can fuck with their primaries this time?

Pretty much everyone in the entire world assumed Hillary was a shoo-in until approx 10 pm that night. Her biggest problem was that she assumed ‘Merica was smarter than they actually are.

That negro broke in, redecorated and then hung up pictures of his own family everywhere. Clearly he was a dangerous and deranged individual.

How are all the white supremacists (who aren’t racist, by the way) supposed to fill up the officer’s gofundme account if she remains unnamed?

Of course they asked. It’s the only interesting thing about her. 

Yeah, but how were we to know this is how everything would turn out?

I put Jasper’s crap on mute with the quickness and listened to Aretha’s Greatest Hits Live instead.

Smokey so touching!!!!  Jennifer Holiday OMG girl sent Aretha home righteously!!!!

Hopefully, this is the first of many instances of owners and players being on the same page. 

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

I’d feel better about his chances if Unca Bernie wasn’t involved.

Given that Clinton won by 4 million regular votes, I don’t see how anyone honestly can claim superdelegates had any real impact on the election. They wouldn’t even have if they had voted for Sanders, liked he begged them to. Anyway, the ridiculous caucus system remains and Iowa gets to retain it’s outsized power.

Ash - That is called “humblebragging,” not “mansplaining.”

I think she’s lying. I think MTV thought it would be a good idea to have a musical legend from Detroit honor a musical icon from Detroit. Instead Madonna spent most of the speech talking about herself and her career. She’s now trying to save face. 

Damn I must be getting old, I don’t like it.

Let me be the first to say:

We all knew Krueger couldn’t abandon her bizarre obsession with the Clintons that easily.

This just in, President Trump has threatened to declare war on Uganda if Taylor isn’t released within 24 hours.

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol