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Liberals could change the Democratic party by joining, volunteering, donating money, to the point where actual progressives were running the party, much like conservatives did with the Republican party for the past few decades.

Calm the fuck down.

I was in high school and college in the 90s and goddammit I am not doing this again!

Why would anyone lie about being a ginger?

Considering how Sanders did his bit helping elect Trump prez, he can go to hell as far as “helping” Dem candidates this time around.  He’s just a whiny old socialist fart who needs to shut up.

They are trying (and failing) to make sense of 45's chaos. To them it makes more sense that he is faking being an idiot than us electing one of the stupidest people on the planet.

I still haven’t gotten my checks!

She didn’t pass up anything. The director said he always wanted Letitia Wright, so basically she said no to an offer she never got. Ok, me too I decided to stop pursuing Jason Mamoa...so he settled for Lisa Bonet. Colorism makes a biracial actress a saint when she didn’t even do anything. Sigh.

Tim Scott has a problem with this judge being racist, but is totally OK with trump and the rest of the gop being racist.

Honestly all the streaming services are going to be hit hard by having less content spread around multiple services.

The Democratic party is a firm that does the same thing half the time and the other half of the time argues with itself over whether or not it can be allowed to do it.

That said, if someone thinks Kylie’s company is worth $800 million now, she should sell it for that price as fast as she can. That is my nonprofessional opinion

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

Spoiler alert: the nominee is not going to give a straight answer on Roe and that’s going to be good enough for her.

Yeah, I’m kind of confused by this. At every bar I’ve ever worked at servers tipped the bartender at the end of the night, not the other way around.

And this is just a piece of fabric…

But at least we kept our consciences pure.

It is important for you to remember: If you voted against Hillary Clinton, this is what you voted for. If you offered rhetorical cover to those who chose not to vote at all rather than to vote for Hillary Clinton, this is what you were acting in service of. If you are going to spend this midterm seeking out pure…