He volunteered to go on tv as an undecided voter in possibly the nastiest and most obvious presidential election in modern history. I’m having a really hard time mustering sympathy for him.

That’s how old people type. That’s how we were taught.

Exactly. He needs to go stand in the corner and cry so the rest of us don’t have to see it. Nothing could ever make me vote for him but I was feeling a little something like respect for him. Or maybe it was acid reflux? Whatever that feeling was it’s definitely gone now.

I call bullshit.

You’re adorably stupid.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Well, like, “no shit” there’s a political motive. Trump could’ve gotten away with this in perpetuity except he decided to run for POTUS which, duh, is going to put you under a microscope. There’s a reason he’s only now getting called out for so much of his bullshit.

Eh...I’m slightly more inclined to believe Hough meant it the way she says because that dance was terrible and uncomfortable to watch.

Sure, 99% of us voted for Obama. But not all voted for him because he’s black, we voted for him because he’s Democrat. Most of us wouldn’t touch Herman Cain with a ten-foot pole.

This is probably incredibly naive of me, but why is there no explanation of the lead up to the altercation between the police and the victim? This article states “Scott was shot and killed Tuesday after police encountered him in the parking lot of an apartment complex, where they were trying to serve a warrant on a…

But did Donald Trump predict this one?

If having a reality tv show, scamming lots of people, and running several of your own businesses into the ground qualifies one to run the country, then apparently so.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

Most Americans aren’t vying to be commander-in-chief of the U.S. armed forces.

I’d be lying if I said that hipstery get-up isn’t distracting from the story. And, say the same thing of a man, because, quite frankly, I can’t get over Jacob Soboroff’s try-hard look on MSNBC.

Did he just insult the entire officer corps of the U.S. military?

How can he be off the air for this whole month? Mid-election season, none the less! COME BACK, JOHN!

Oh, man. I gotta disagree. The thought of consuming anything in the bathroom grosses me out.