Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

I don’t see “The Barb”!?!

“When [the police] attempted to enter, they were informed that they’d need to go get a search warrant if they wanted entry”

or actual adults who do adult things. are you kidding me? if you aren’t leaving me a VM at work or even as a social call you are not getting a call back bc it clearly was not important.

Seven billion people on this earth, you don't date your siblings ex!

If Donald Trump wants to make the city streets safer, he and Dr. Carson should stay off of them.

No she won’t.

Can it really be called an apology if he didn’t really apologize for anything specific to anyone specific? He says he didn’t choose the right words. Well, which incident is he talking about? Which words does he regret saying? And who does he think he hurt personally?

Dear Amber and Johnny,

And then they’ll throw in someone to play Joan Fontaine to feud with her. I dunno, this seems like it could be entertaining but will probably end up playing out badly as a soapy show that promotes the stereotypes of women catfighting whilst taking a steaming dump on the legacy of actresses who had to put up with a lot…

It’s not weird that a father might hold his child while in his underwear. It’s weird to try to make this touching adoption story somehow about underwear.

People are collectively fascinated by the sex lives of Olympians.

“They’re homely, they’re simple, and they’re about to reproduce!”

“They’re cute, they’re complicated, and they’re about to become family”

Seriously, nowadays at least 25% of news reporting is just posting 8 negative tweets about some topic and stating it is what everyone is talking about. This Gabby Douglas hate wouldn't be a thing if the news media wasn't actively stirring this shit.

This doesn’t even count as a “nudie.” Besides, who cares?

Are projectors or just big screens somehow unpatriotic? I'm struggling to find a reason that he would use hastily made printed out signs from a kinkos instead of having a media guy with a slideshow. It's such a joke at this point I can't even comprehend it

I am so massively disappointed it’s not Tyrese. That dude sucks.

THIS IS RUINING MY CHILDHOOD.

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…