"I dropped my iPad. Time to buy a new car."

Nothing says luxury like carefully crafted, highly optimized, bespoke installations of digital hardware that'll be outdated before the second oil change.

Jesus Christ. I go to bed, and the commenting went to shit here. Come on, Jalops, WTF happene....

I love how every argument where somebody doesn't know what they're talking about looks exactly the same.

That snot what I meant..

That's the one I'd pick!

Also if anyone cares. Nissan named one of their kei cars "snot" in Spanish.

That first picture promised so much....

You still have yet to provide me a source and the fact that you resorted to insult proves that you can't. I also like that you call me a child even though you are the one acting like a twelve year old, but I guess I deserve the insult from thinking I can get accurate information from a hotheaded tool.
You have fun…

Yes, the douche is strong in this one.

Also an internet expert, as it seems he can get more IPs with extra modems. Very good!

Why are you here and where are you from? I don't mean what location. I am trying to figure out why you are reacting this way. Notice we are just having a discussion and you are just yelling? That is a bad sign for you.

I'll be right over to wait for this dude to show up. I'm in Alexandria currently. When he doesn't we are hitting the town.

Wow, we got an angry one here guys.

Oh, hey, look - a racecar. The twin-turbo diesel Cayenne. Move the goalposts on turbo vs. twin-turbo, and you *will* be mocked.

6201 Dix Street NE Washington DC 20019. I'm here 5 days a week from 8am to 5pm. Bring some friends because I'm a big boy.