Pelicans. Pelicans fucking everywhere!

The best one isn't even German

Nah man, SKZ is away on his honeymoon. It must have been one of his other alter egos... Rosetto perhaps?

This should be good

SKZ?

That's some fine police work there, Lou.

The Feels...

No H/T? Still mad at me? I'll go back to my corner.

"Wherever it is, it is a place with too many self-indulgent weenies with too much bloody money.

Pictured: Patrick George at Bloomberg headquarters.

McDonalds AND yoga?

It's in that trailer.

Ze Deutsche have always been masters of camouflage.

This looks shooped. Someone was really good at removing the Zebra from the photo. You can just barely make out the imperfections in the photo.

Seriously. It's cool to show us the hiding place and all, but could you give us a photo with the Zebra standing in it?

What zebra?

Ein Reich! Ein Volk! Ein Rotary Engine!

Lamborghini Diablo? I don't know a ton about them, and I could call a buddy of mine who's an expert on Lamborghinis, but he's out of town.

I'd give ya $50 for it.