People need to stop liking what I dislike, you guys.

For once, I agree with you.

That will also suffice, it's just that having to list things ruins the punchline/joke.

If you use "car" and "motorcycle engine" in the same sentence without also using "Hayabusa", you're gonna have a bad time.

This accurately sums up the content of the article.

Obligatory.

Well obviously I was talking about the GT-R trim, the GTS-T and below trim levels aren't really all that interesting unless you're looking for a drift car (which I'd rather use something else for).

I must admit I think the R33 (in red) is so much cooler than the R32 (in any color). The R34 (in that blue) is the coolest though. Since everyone seems to hate the R33 I hope to one day get a red GT-R and give it the love it deserves.

Well I was kinda joking since I'm totally indifferent to it, I only ever bring it up to prove that Sweden has always been a country of immigrants. As for Friesians they're people too, you know.

By my equally not-blonde parents? Seems legit.

I'm that age and from Sweden and I don't. I have brown hair though (damn my 300+ year old Walloon genes!) and I must admit I'm pretty damn sure I've seen Macaulay Culkin a few times around Stockholm. I'm beginning to suspect that he is in fact an alien who is slowly conquering Scandinavia.

I'm wondering this too.

It's an early radial-powered M4A1, I'd rather have a late-war or post-war Ford GAA V8-powered M4A3E8 "Easy Eight" (named after the nicer ride quality it had thanks to its horizontal volute spring suspension, HVSS), but those are probably a lot more expensive.

Well, based on looks it's beige and boring köttbullar versus sporty but almost equally boring sauerkraut. The Corrado looks ever so slightly better but since both are FWD I'm going to have to pass either way (236 turbo'd horses sound nice on the Volvo, but torque steering doesn't).

This. Driving stick in heavy traffic is a breeze, people just can't drive worth a damn.

That rear-view mirror kills it for me.

I'm a Millennial, and my generation sucks (in terms of car enthusiasm).

Damnit, all the tank jokes have already been made! Think fast, think fast, think fast...

The Aztek must have been designed to make me feel ashamed of loving Pontiac. Fortunately it didn't work thanks to things like this:

Time for a good ol' fashioned lynchmob!