Just do what we do and don’t bother having them at all!

As Robot Turds got there before me, the simple fact is that there aren’t bodies to recover.

Not to wish ill on those on board, but I think I would prefer a catastrophic failure to put a quick end to me rather than sitting in the dark for 4-5 days waiting to suffocate.

If they really want to see Titanic, they should have gone with the actual expert himself, James Cameron.

and Tupac.

and tupac!

His nightly duets with Tupac are a highlight.

With Elvis

“Java Script” should be written as a single word: “JavaScript”. And it’s a completely separate, unrelated language to Java (I know, it doesn’t make any sense).

Good lord, I was able as a teenager taking a high school speech class to learn how to eliminate the uhs and umms out of public speaking. You do not need AI to to be able to communicate effectively as a leader. I feel like I'm finally commencing on my journey of being old man who yells at digital clouds...

Of course it did.

Don’t like Reddit? Don’t use it! End this stupid blackout.

IKEA’s calling it “Uncomfortäble”.

Like this may look different from a “party that cares about markets” position, but just as someone who buys and plays video games sometimes this is puzzling.  Having never bought a Call of Duty means I probably do have more games made by each of Rare, Bethesda, Double Fine, InXile, and Obsidian than I do games by made…

This right here. The man had to send out step-by-step instructions on how to play a video on Twitter. I find it very hard to believe everyone followed those instructions perfectly and then a few million more.

I know there are zero standards around here, but 114 million people did not watch his first episode. Even if you believe the numbers Twitter puts on tweets, it only means 114 million people were served his video in their feeds. It’s unlikely more than a few percent of those “views” translated into actually watching…

“Carlson’s first episode attracted 114.7 million views”

“They’re like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes.”

Isn’t it cute when something that occurs regularly other places happens in New York and suddenly it’s a BIG THING? Northern California, Oregon, Washington, Idaho and Montana see this shit almost every year now. It wasn’t the headline news on Good Morning America then. 

Ah dissapointing, I scrolled down to see if any really dumb takes had popped up yet but I’m too early.