This right here. The man had to send out step-by-step instructions on how to play a video on Twitter. I find it very hard to believe everyone followed those instructions perfectly and then a few million more.

I know there are zero standards around here, but 114 million people did not watch his first episode. Even if you believe the numbers Twitter puts on tweets, it only means 114 million people were served his video in their feeds. It’s unlikely more than a few percent of those “views” translated into actually watching…

“Carlson’s first episode attracted 114.7 million views”

“They’re like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes.”

Isn’t it cute when something that occurs regularly other places happens in New York and suddenly it’s a BIG THING? Northern California, Oregon, Washington, Idaho and Montana see this shit almost every year now. It wasn’t the headline news on Good Morning America then. 

Ah dissapointing, I scrolled down to see if any really dumb takes had popped up yet but I’m too early.

I am so confused; a singer is well within their rights to halt a show and call for unruly audience members to be tossed. Even the apology indicates their behavior was poor. She’s overthinking this. 

Jaguar is an apex predator.

This is dramatized clickbait. The car was successfully able to note a sudden obstruction in the road, which is a good thing. You can’t expect the car to magically be able to stop faster than it is already capable of. If anything, I would assume it was able to notice the dog and get on the brakes sooner than a human…

Just because it recognized it doesn’t mean it was in a position to avoid the outcome, right? This seems like it is written to intimate that the car “saw” the dog, identified it as a dog, and then made a decision to plow into it. 

On a related note, the StackOverflow moderators went on strike to protest a new policy allowing AI-generated answers.

Sigh.

Part 4 clearly ended in a way that let’s them bring John back. We don’t see a body, his injuries look like they could be survivable (he’s survived similar injuries), and his dog reacts like he saw someone he knows off screen. I think they should leave well enough and move on, give Donnie Yen his movie.

“Everybody gets one, as Spider-Man frequently reminds us.”

“This was built to *use* not chop around at a car show.”

Maybe it is just me, but whenever I see a listing where there was an engine swap or some other major rebuild or swap done just 2-3k miles prior, I wonder if the owner is “sick of this POS” and trying to cash out before it strikes their wallet again.

Well the core problem with the QR menu had nothing to do with the QR codes, and everything to do with shitty implementation. You’re supposed to use your phone, but most places that used it didn’t have a menu linked that was even vaguely usable on the phone.

Because while we want biodegradable, it also has to be:

This seems simple.. 

Maybe I’ve had my head stuck in the sand, but this is my first time hearing that “Karen” was exclusive to a particular race. When working retail, we used it to refer to especially entitled customers, the ones that would call the manager over absurd, trivial matters and waste everyone’s time. Has it gained a more…