+1 Borderline offensive

Idiots who didn't fact-check a tip and deserve to be fired for being incompetent? Definitely. Racist pigs? Come on. You're better than that.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

The look on Peña's face is priceless. Pure schoolyard joy.

"Hey moron, you should probably drop that bat and start running that direction."

Airlines did that for many, many years. Wasn't until the mid to late 90's that they stopped. I don't know what the men were required to be at, but at the airline my sister worked for, she had to weigh in at 125 pounds. No matter how tall you were.

This would be good. I personally don't understand why the people of Jez are so outraged by this. I mean...c'mon. It says nothing about how women have to weigh a certain amount, or wear super seXXXy outfits. It's just a weird way to get flight attendants who are smaller on their planes.

Jesus, "sack up." Who talks like this?

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

Yeah.. that's pretty much one of the dumbest things I've heard.

Yeah, weak.

Ah yes, if you have a bunch of successful offensive snaps you'll probably win.

We should do that, for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

i made a picture. worry not, friends - time makes fools of us all.

Having umped before, I know that nightmare fuel came in the form of a horrible catcher and a guy with some velocity. I could see how umping a Marlins game would be kind of like that.

Sounds simple enough, but where would I find an expired passport?

This is why I hate baseball. It's a game for crazy people.

Don't worry, Jim Nantz is already on the line.

I like how the other guy tried to sell that he was affected by that move and then tried to push the ref out of the way. Commitment!