Who is the best comic strip dog?

Yeah, fuck jellyfish

If the main perk of jury duty is paid time off, then I guess when you don’t have a real job, it kind of loses its appeal.

I get what you’re saying, but I actually did Google their average attendance.

If someone isn’t emotionally secure enough to handle a protest statement by a WNBA team in front of about 7,000 people without throwing a tantrum, that person probably shouldn’t also be a police officer.

Bet you didn't watch the video

I just learned this morning that there’s a bank in Denmark called Middelfart Sparekasse and I can’t stop laughing at it.

Yeah, something’s not adding up here. Trust me, I know how math works.

Nope!

What are you, some kind of Olympic mathlete?

Wait, his fifth Olympics? He’s 31, and the Olympics are every 4 years. Something’s not adding up here.

It always seemed like she and Bruce Pearl had a great relationship. This was after he painted up and sat in the student section for a Lady Vols game.

This is like the good version of 500 Days of Kristin

Wanted to include this in my post, but I can’t edit it now. So here:

It’s hard to even think of words that can describe what a great person she was. I got to meet her in 2008, not in my hometown of Knoxville, ironically, but in the dining hall at the small college I attended in Kentucky. She was there with her son who was looking at schools at the time. I was initially reluctant to…

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Yeah, but neither one has a football team

At first I thought this was going to be a video of a guy eating Skyline Chili, then I realized that I was confusing Cleveland with Cincinnati. It happens a lot.

Incoherent. It was designed for combat, not hunting. And the line of reasoning that “it’s not an assault rifle” is because it’s semi-automatic, meaning you have to pull the trigger each time you want to fire, as opposed to fully-automatic, where you just hold the trigger while the gun continues to fire.

They ignore are…

If you want to bear arms you can have a revolver, a shotgun or a hunting rifle.