“though no one touches Prince.”

“Truffle Fries” is the laziest idea ever for a novelty potato chip. It’s a POTATO-FLAVORED POTATO. While I agree it’s the best tasting of the bunch, do we really need to be awarding Angie Fu of Orange County a million dollars for this shit?

Umm, I’m pretty sure that’s Larry.

Sounds like Nadir has really hit rock bottom.

Better than every real Colts player. Except Terry. Fuck Terry.

I wish they would just put them on one of the streaming services.

This new font blows.

I wonder if he ever got penetrated by that transsexual pornstar he used to date, and why didn’t he write a song about that?

Sometimes you can have a hit and an error at the same time. Just look at Jurassic World.

After. Well after. Several hours after.

I had my first ever burger-on-a-donut at the Kentucky State Fair last week. Very underwhelming. I could have done it much better myself. I did ride the Tilt-a-Whirl about 5 times, though. That was pretty fun.

You’re supposed to show your hands to the officer and immediately tell him/her that there’s a gun in the car.

TGI Friday, man

AWWWW YEEAAAHHH!!!

He clearly has never met a carb he couldn’t eat.

More like Jay GLUTTON

A for Effort!

Every time someone mentions the Miami Dolphins I think of Ace Ventura with a plunger on his face.

I mean, you’re absolutely right about the trend, though. In 2007, Fulmer signed the #3 class in the nation and he was gone 2 years later. So while I understand that Tennessee needs to prove themselves with wins, I think it’s unfair to say they’re completely irrelevant this year based on the turnaround and progress…

Yeah, the Vandy game was a letdown, but Mizzou had a solid defense (I think they finished top-25 nationally in total D) and he barely had to play the second half against Iowa.