Looking awfully smug there, young lawyer who can probably afford her own birth control.

Weird. Usually that one’s reserved for cops.

I just can’t remember seeing him smile at all. How great was Snoop, though?

I watched Urban Meyer play in the All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball game in Cincy yesterday. He did not look to be having fun.

Well I say, I say +1 I do declare

I should have gotten pepperoni, to use as a point of meat-reference in analyzing the dog bites, but for some damn reason I went with pineapple.

Clearly you’re not familiar with horseshoes and hand grenades.

Balk

Golf is so lame their air cannons don’t even launch t-shirts

The fourth flip is also the hardest part for me when making a grilled cheese. By then I just really want to eat it.

I reacted in a way that wasn’t necessary...and wasn’t me.”

Sounds like a real Daddy’s Boy

Wonder Woman probably has a huge strap-on somewhere. And if he were pictured, Reed Richards would be your clear winner.

Every time he makes contact, I expect the bat to shatter into a thousand pieces.

I don’t think it’s weird at all, and it’s a perfectly normal response to that photo.

Man, college sounds like it must have been so weird before the internet.

That’s sexist!

Yep

Nope. Take it up with Kinja.

Stupid internet!