He should open a restaurant called ‘What Khalif Ate?’

If a treadmill stopped on a dime, wouldn’t you just keep going forward through the front wall?

It was Bobbie Barrett, Jimmy the comedian’s wife

There was that bird bath Betty plowed into.

Diana the Waitress sucked and has been the worst part of this last stretch. The only good thing she did was getting Don out of New York and on his spirit quest across the country. She deserves to be last. And Kenny Cosgrove is top-10.

Don’t forget the NBA is keeping a close eye on their balls, too.

Oberon is a bit boozy for the style, at 5.8-percent alcohol-by-volume

So you’re saying that’s not just a banana in your pocket?

Yep, that’s pretty much exactly how they react.

And not a single chicken even needed to die.

I would use both hands, probably, unless there was a stipulation that I could only use one hand, in which case I would use my left (non-dominant) hand. I played baseball until 9th grade.

Only thing that I would say is that catching it with his off hand is arguably less impressive than his dominant hand. As he is a righty, he normally catches balls with his left.

Too soon. What’s the rush?

Graceland needs Emmitt Smith

Part of me wants to be like, “No shit,” but the other part of me is like, “Holy Shit!”

There’s like 7 billion people on earth now. Get your facts straight.

For an even more difficult challenge, guess the brand and flavor of dip! I’m going with Grizzly Long Cut Wintergreen, because baseball players are creatures of habit, if nothing else, and I’m sure whoever this dude is, he has been buying the same flavor since high school, and at the time, it was all he could afford.…

I don’t know about the best, but I can tell you that Boston fans are the worst.

I don’t know about the best, but I can tell you that Boston fans are the worst.

Leave it to an Orioles exec to know how to keep a captive audience.

It was a typo, 599k.